FUNCUSSIONS

 

the obvious:

falling out a window
and landing wrong jumping
out of your jump-off’s house.

the specific:

hitting your head
above the pit in the Leopard Lounge
at the Leftover Crack show.
creeping us out with delirious laughter;
Silvana, –driving home,
trying to keep you awake.

the disorderly:

sharing four bottles of bourbon,
going to Beau 1,
purposely flipping a champagne magnum onto their glass table,
stealing a giant stuffed boardwalk banana, someone’s bike.
eating shit under-shooting a freshly poured Rowan curb.
pouring bourbon on the scrapes.

the non metaphor:

ordering too many vodka tonics
and cake shots,
and lemon drops,
then, not realizing
your fresh mouth
just tabled
with the bride’s family.

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